A handy reckoner to help you determine whether you’re dealing with a NO campaigner or a creature from the Walking Dead.
Does this creature have any self-awareness? YES / NO
Can they change their mind when presented with new information? YES / NO
Are they easily startled by innocuous things like car horns or advisory panels? YES / NO
Do they lay dormant for years then emerge suddenly to cause grief? YES / NO
Are they more dangerous in numbers? YES / NO
Do they make annoying growling sounds? YES / NO
Do they seem to be more abundant in rural areas? YES / NO
Are they often manipulated by bad actors and used en-masse as weapons? YES / NO
Are they obsessed with, yet contemptuous of, the contents of other people’s brains? YES / NO
Are they restless, relentless and sad? YES / NO
To be safe around them, do you keep your mouth shut and dress in the skins of the dead? YES / NO